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Kiss Under The Dickletoe 

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe
Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

dickette 

Dickette, the term a woman uses to refer to a man's useless small cock, baby dick or tiny dick. Often smaller than her clit.
Jill had her cuckold husband doug lower his trousers to show Jill's new boy friend Leyland his pink panties. He laughed that he had never seen a smaller panty bulge and agreed that doug's dickette must be smaller than a clit.

dickleboosh 

When you give a blow job while eating a pickle
"She gave me a mad Dickleboosh the other day!"
"Sarah gives a good Dickleboosh."
dickleboosh by TheBooshers July 16, 2016
1: an unusually small penis
2: the natural phallus of a female-to-male transexual, as enlarged to the proportions of a small penis by hormones and possibly metaoidioplasty (but not phalloplasty)
Wow, what a cute little dicklet! Are you sure he was born a male?
dicklet by O-So-Wise August 1, 2003
a very very small penis.tiny and thin
look at kevin's little dicklet.he could never get a girl off.it's so tiny
dicklet by jessica April 28, 2004
1. A very small penis

2. A very small person, acting like a dick

3. A snippet of news, appearing on The Daily Show with John Stewart, concerning the top secret Dick Cheney. Appropriately: Dicklet TM
3. "And now for a Dicklet! .... hahaha, Dicklet, I need to add a little 'TM' after that." - Jon Stewart
dicklet by RainyDayz August 4, 2007