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dickfour 

an deformed animal with four dicks, that if stimulated simultaneously, create a massive deadly orgasm
Why would you fuck that dickfour?!! It's suicide!!
dickfour by Orville Pigdicker October 10, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
a Clever trick to get someone to ask you "what's a dick for?"
Where You can then add your own punchline.
"Stacey, your such a dickfore.

"what's a dickfore??"

"What a tongue isn't for", "Making You Feel Good" ect.
Dickfore by Triiforceboi January 11, 2009
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A jestful term used as a means of luring unsuspecting individuals to inquire into its definition.
e.g.
John: Dude, you're a dickfor.
Adam: What's a dickfor?
John: Ha! You don't know what a dick's for?
(John continues laughing uncontrollably)
dickfor by Matt T. February 9, 2004
The Tweed way of pulling a fast one on your unsuspecting Grandmother.
"Hey Grandmother"
"Yes, Honeydew"
"Will you get me a dickfor for Christmas?"
"What's a dickfor?"
"PISSIN' AND SCREWIN'"
dickfor by Moonracer May 13, 2005
To pee with
What's a dickfir?
dickfur by Dick May 3, 2003

Dickflurry 

When you're banging a chick, take a shit in her mouth, then proceed to piss in it. Then, use your dick as a stirring straw and put it in her mouth to mix the shit with the piss. Then nut in her mouth. And to top it off, punch her in the face and make sure the blood drips into her mouth and mixes in with the shit, piss and cum. I give you, the Dickflurry.
This one chick here dow, I gave how a Dickflurry foww showw.
Dickflurry by DillingerXXX January 13, 2011

dickfornuts 

1.person who has a penis where his testicles should be
2.insult - word used interchangably with toolbag
That Kelly Kaiser sure is a dickfornuts.
dickfornuts by ba all the way November 10, 2004
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