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Dicksord by I ned sum mer robux January 16, 2018

dickzord 

1. Long Penis
2. Big and LONG penis
3. Very Long Penis
drea: Omfg! he had a dickzord!
Friend: I love dickzord!
dickzord by 'drea January 11, 2009
a Clever trick to get someone to ask you "what's a dick for?"
Where You can then add your own punchline.
"Stacey, your such a dickfore.

"what's a dickfore??"

"What a tongue isn't for", "Making You Feel Good" ect.
Dickfore by Triiforceboi January 11, 2009
A jestful term used as a means of luring unsuspecting individuals to inquire into its definition.
e.g.
John: Dude, you're a dickfor.
Adam: What's a dickfor?
John: Ha! You don't know what a dick's for?
(John continues laughing uncontrollably)
dickfor by Matt T. February 9, 2004

dicklord 

the lord of the dicks. can command other men's penises to do his gay bidding, just by thinking it with his own gay mind.
i: hey, i heard that dicklord calvin, was seen marching back to his apt. from chelsea, with ten dudes following behind him like some sort of gay pied-piper.

c: wow, he really is the lord of the d's!
dicklord by the wolf June 27, 2006
The Tweed way of pulling a fast one on your unsuspecting Grandmother.
"Hey Grandmother"
"Yes, Honeydew"
"Will you get me a dickfor for Christmas?"
"What's a dickfor?"
"PISSIN' AND SCREWIN'"
dickfor by Moonracer May 13, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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