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dickeyes 

Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.
Fuck off dickeyes!
You're a dickeyes!
dickeyes by MarkJC January 18, 2007
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dickeyes 

Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.
Fuck off dickeyes
Nick is a dickeyes
dickeyes by MarkJC December 10, 2008

dinkeyes 

a slightly more humorous and less angry version of "asshole."
For example: Ole dinkeyes called in sick again, eh? Guess I'll be pullin' a double.
dinkeyes by Smoochers June 7, 2005

dickeyed 

To be yelled at and ridiculed constantly because you are a major screw up at work. Generally occurs one or many times before you are shamefully terminated from your place of employment. May also be followed by what is known as the Dickey dance, as your colleagues celebrate your long awaited removal from the premises.
Maybe in the next season of The Apprentice, you may hear Donald Trump say “You’re Dickeyed” instead of “You’re Fired”.

Every four months I get Dickeyed from my job.

I've been Dickeyed from four jobs just this year.
dickeyed by pdiddy12345 August 27, 2007

dick eyes 

when a girl has eyes that make it look like she just wants to suck a dick
Yo that bitch has some major dick eyes
dick eyes by maggs November 29, 2004
A slang term that compares a person to the end of the urethra where it exits the penis. Usually said as a light insult about someones bad behavior. Similar to Asshole.
"Otto is such a dickeye, he dropped the poker chips in the toilet and didn't wash them before the game."

Leo referred to his half-blind dog as a dickeye due to his constant flatulence.

"Mike, you dickeye, get your filthy feet off of my coffee table!"
Dickeye by Rexomaticus McManus November 17, 2006
A higher form of NO
mike : can you drive me 2 hours away? Kevin: dickeye
Dickeye by Morgankaykaykaykay June 11, 2018
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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