dinkeyes

a slightly more humorous and less angry version of "asshole."

For example: Ole dinkeyes called in sick again, eh? Guess I'll be pullin' a double.

by Smoochers June 7, 2005

dickeyes

Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.

Fuck off dickeyes!
You're a dickeyes!

by MarkJC January 18, 2007

Donkeyesque

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.

Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.

by jdjx56 July 23, 2010

dickeyes

Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.

Fuck off dickeyes
Nick is a dickeyes

by MarkJC December 10, 2008

Diskeyes

A word hidden in another word, almost as a disguise.

-Why are you disguised?
-No I'm diskeyesed dumbass

by dog computer November 25, 2021