When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.
Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.
Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!
Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.