dinkeyes 

a slightly more humorous and less angry version of "asshole."

For example: Ole dinkeyes called in sick again, eh? Guess I'll be pullin' a double.

dinkeyes by Smoochers June 7, 2005

dickeyes 

Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.

Fuck off dickeyes!
You're a dickeyes!

dickeyes by MarkJC January 18, 2007

Donkeyesque 

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.

Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.

Donkeyesque by jdjx56 July 23, 2010

dickeyes 

Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.

Fuck off dickeyes
Nick is a dickeyes

dickeyes by MarkJC December 10, 2008

Diskeyes 

A word hidden in another word, almost as a disguise.

-Why are you disguised?
-No I'm diskeyesed dumbass

Diskeyes by dog computer November 25, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020