Dickeye 

A slang term that compares a person to the end of the urethra where it exits the penis. Usually said as a light insult about someones bad behavior. Similar to Asshole.

"Otto is such a dickeye, he dropped the poker chips in the toilet and didn't wash them before the game."

Leo referred to his half-blind dog as a dickeye due to his constant flatulence.

"Mike, you dickeye, get your filthy feet off of my coffee table!"

Dickeye by Rexomaticus McManus November 17, 2006

Dickeye 

A higher form of NO

mike : can you drive me 2 hours away? Kevin: dickeye

Dickeye by Morgankaykaykaykay June 11, 2018

dickeye 

when a evil person decides do put his penis in someones eye, hence they have a dickeye. or someone that happens to blink alot more than normal.

(everyone) Hey langas you downy dickeye!!
Dickeye(langas)(downy) fuck off

dickeye by sum evil cunt September 29, 2006

dickeye 

Accidental poke in the eye with a penis or accidental ejaculation in the eyes.

During sex you ask your man if he will cum in your mouth. When he's about to cum and pulls it out, you don't get your mouth on it in time and he ends up ejaculating the first part of his load in your eye, which in turn becomes bloodshot and sore for a while. It's easier to say you have "dickeye" from that point on until the redness and soreness goes away. Don't complain! You asked for it!

dickeye by badkelly July 11, 2010

Dickeye 

An amalgamation of dick head and japs eye. This term can be used in jest, to describe the foolhardy ramblings of a useless git.

Lewis you dickeye. Lewis tanned the mushrooms, the dickeye.

Dickeye by Lee2001 March 13, 2008

dickeye 

Term used to describe the eye of someone who has been prodded in the eye with a penis.

"Oh, Fahz has got another pair of dickeyes from his dad again"

dickeye by Rayman July 5, 2004

Dickeyphilia 

Being sexually attracted to the YouTube sensation, Austin Dickey. Those who have this fetish, must first become a Yu-Gi-Oh! champion. They must dress up as Yami Yugi and, "say all the things." Then only after they have defeated the B.O., acne nerds, may they jerk off in a bucket binocular distance from Mr. Dickey's home.

Dickeyphiliac, Dickeyphile,and Uncle Tommy are all other ways to pronounce this fetish.

"I just came in a bucket 120 yards away from Austin's house in a Yu-Gi-Oh! costume, yes I have Dickeyphilia."-Jared Dines

Dickeyphilia by HelloDarkn3ssMyOldFriend July 14, 2016