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Dickratio
Dude 1: I really wish there was more clam to slam in here.
Dude 2: Yeah, I'd love to bruise some seafood tonight.
Dude 3: DICKPARTY! (Bad Dickratio)
Dude 2: Yeah, I'd love to bruise some seafood tonight.
Dude 3: DICKPARTY! (Bad Dickratio)
Dickratio by TheDaggers March 7, 2008
Related Words
dickraft • Dickratio • dickdraft • dickrastination • dickrature • dick rat • dick rate • Dick Rattler • dick-craft
dickrastination
dickrastination by JDWine April 26, 2011
dickdraft
The breeze we feel when our fly is unzipped. It indickates that we are flying low and should adjust our zipper north.
Blushing red red as a tall glass of beet-pomegranate juice, I caught a dickdraft as I spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. I gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.
dickdraft by Treebonics May 11, 2016
dickrattler
Someone who walks around swinging their cock for attention. Usually they are smelly bastards who get no pussy in this world.
dickrattler by Urgan Gibb November 2, 2021
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