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Dickratio 

The Dick to clam ratio at any given event.
Dude 1: I really wish there was more clam to slam in here.
Dude 2: Yeah, I'd love to bruise some seafood tonight.
Dude 3: DICKPARTY! (Bad Dickratio)
Dickratio by TheDaggers March 7, 2008
Related Words

dickrature 

a dude who all he talks about is sex
stop talking dickrature
dickrature by craig March 12, 2003

dickrastination 

Stop the dickrastination and get your work done!
dickrastination by JDWine April 26, 2011

dickdraft 

The breeze we feel when our fly is unzipped. It indickates that we are flying low and should adjust our zipper north.
Blushing red red as a tall glass of beet-pomegranate juice, I caught a dickdraft as I spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. I gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.
dickdraft by Treebonics May 11, 2016
Someone who has the qualities of a dickhead, but also the characteristics of a sneaky rat who gets on your nerves.
You're being such a dickrat right now, stop.
Dickrat by Stripgal December 19, 2020

dickrattler 

Someone who walks around swinging their cock for attention. Usually they are smelly bastards who get no pussy in this world.
“Man, Sarthak is such a dickrattler these days.”
dickrattler by Urgan Gibb November 2, 2021