dick-craft 

Verb.

1. The action of crafting a story --- or, a retelling of a story --- to the full advantage (or sway) of the person creating the story. Typically, that same person cherry-picks events from the past and creates their own version --- usually full of lies, fabrication, or a completely different story that sounds slightly like the original story.

2. A dick who makes up stories to make himself look good, prove a point, or get someone to believe his fucked up-version of the story itself.

Colleen: Yeah, I just had a meeting with HR and my boss. I got a formal warning.
Sandra: Oh, no!
Colleen: Yeah ---- he cherry-picked from emails that I had written in the past and made up his own version of the truth…this really proves what a dick he is..
Sandra: So, you mean Bob dick-crafted his version of the truth?
Colleen: Yes, exactly!

dick-craft by Cnlefae May 15, 2017

dickraft 

whore, slut

I wouldn't touch that dickraft with a ten-foot pole.

dickraft by DMI October 2, 2003

dickdraft 

The breeze we feel when our fly is unzipped. It indickates that we are flying low and should adjust our zipper north.

Blushing red red as a tall glass of beet-pomegranate juice, I caught a dickdraft as I spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. I gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.

dickdraft by Treebonics May 11, 2016