dickdork

A fool, someone who says or does stupid things, usually named Stilts. An insult.

You are wrong Dickdork, I shagged your mum yeserday AND today.

by CrownFalls September 23, 2004

DickDark

One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.

Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.

I slop on some DickDark or Weenie White a couple times a week so the ladies don't know I pitch for the other team.

Bobby's been usin' a butt load of DickDark to shine up his biddness.

by boppa23 June 11, 2011

dickdonkulous

An extension of ridonkulous; used predominantly in reference to subjects that are amazing, rather than absurd.

Vince Carter dunking over that 7'2" French gump in the olympics was totally dickdonkulous.

by Peter Rothbart May 6, 2006

Dickdock

A sexually promiscuous woman. Carries the same meaning as "whore" or "slut" only without the negative connotation.

Penelope: "I had sex with Micheal at a party last night."
Billy: "Penelope, as your friend I advise you not to be such a dickdock."

by Frownbox January 8, 2012

dickfork

a penis which forks off in to two or more smaller penises

"stop scraping your dickfork along the plate, thanks darling"

by endforwards February 9, 2008

dickworks

Dickworks is any act representing an act that someone who is a 'dick' would have done or said.

This could also mean a body of work which represents someone who is known to be a 'dick' or 'douche'.

When bob posted on facebook 'I need better friends'

Bob's best friend then replied 'Ahem, dickworks'

Other example of dickworks:
Pushing an old lady/child down stairs.

by netdata November 2, 2009

dickfork

A dick that you eat off of.

Jane ate on John's dickfork.

by Rachel,Haillie,John,and Sydney January 9, 2008