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DickDark 

One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.

Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.
I slop on some DickDark or Weenie White a couple times a week so the ladies don't know I pitch for the other team.

Bobby's been usin' a butt load of DickDark to shine up his biddness.
DickDark by boppa23 June 11, 2011

dickdonkulous

An extension of ridonkulous; used predominantly in reference to subjects that are amazing, rather than absurd.
Vince Carter dunking over that 7'2" French gump in the olympics was totally dickdonkulous.
A sexually promiscuous woman. Carries the same meaning as "whore" or "slut" only without the negative connotation.
Penelope: "I had sex with Micheal at a party last night."
Billy: "Penelope, as your friend I advise you not to be such a dickdock."
Dickdock by Frownbox January 8, 2012
a penis which forks off in to two or more smaller penises
"stop scraping your dickfork along the plate, thanks darling"
dickfork by endforwards February 9, 2008

dickworks 

Dickworks is any act representing an act that someone who is a 'dick' would have done or said.

This could also mean a body of work which represents someone who is known to be a 'dick' or 'douche'.
When bob posted on facebook 'I need better friends'

Bob's best friend then replied 'Ahem, dickworks'

Other example of dickworks:
Pushing an old lady/child down stairs.
dickworks by netdata November 2, 2009
Jane ate on John's dickfork.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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