dickdodger

a woman who holds out for waaaay to long... e.g a bitch, a lesbian, or a girl goin out with an ugo....

dude no 1 :damn my ex was a dickdodger, 4 months and she didn't even touch it
dude no 2 : hehe, she touched mine, a dickdodger she was not... maybe your just fugly
dude no 1 : BLAARG *fight ensues*

by the legend of chong January 15, 2010

dinkdodger

A chick that is one step above a cocktease.

Unlike The cocktease, who won't put out and never gets naked, but flirts and teases to lead you on, the dinkdodger will go all the way , clothes off and even gets in bed, but as soon as it's go time, She does everything she can think of to avoid your dink. hence the name dinkdodger.

"Dude, I got blueballs from Roxy Harlott again! Every time I went to put it in something came up. First she had to pee, then her purse was in the way and I got tangled in the straps, then her best friend called with an emergency and she had to talk to her for 20 min and I got soft. Then we fooled around I was ready, but when I finally touched her with the tip, she remembered her grandma's visiting hours were almost over and needed a ride to the hospital! At least she gave me head on the way, sux that we were at the hospital before she finished!'

"Dude, she's a straight up dinkdodger"!

by Roxy Perverta Harlott January 13, 2020

Dickroderie

When several dudes come together to get their friend laid by leaving him the last man standing at the bar with a girl.

Bro we full on ditched mike and Jenn at the bar, he better have gotten laid. That was some awesome Dickroderie.

by True Dicktective July 8, 2015

dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009

dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003