dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009

dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003

dickmonger

one who is beyond the gayest of gays

you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011

DickMonger

A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls

Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me

by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 27, 2011

Dickmonger

Someone who is on your dick constantly. You wish they would leave you alone but they don't. Just like killmonger in black panther they won’t stop the bs.... hint the name dickmonger

Why you gotta be such a dickmonger

by Youngdoggy July 8, 2019