Definitions by bookkake

Slut Strut 

The unstable, hurried and constrained movement of party girls on a night out. Caused by the restraints of tight, fitting dresses and shockingly high heel. Also known as the shuffle

Man, that girl has such a tight dress on; and bloody stilletos. I wonder how long her slut strut will last before she falls over

Slut Strut by bookkake December 31, 2016

dabbi 

Your dabbing rabbi. The sensei that teaches you the centuries old art form that is 'the way of the dab' and warns you about the risks of giving into evil and embracing 'the dark dab'.

Just got back from a session with my dabbi

dabbi by bookkake November 28, 2016

mornstipated 

The inability to get out of bed and go to work/school on a morning. Essentially the bed is experiencing constipation and you are the turd that won't come out. Though you say you and not the bed is mornstipated

Teacher: why are you so late for school Johnny?
John: sorry miss, was massively mornstipated!

mornstipated by bookkake September 7, 2016

abscene 

Describes the chest of a ridiculously fit, cut person with a 6-pack. Portmanteau of abs and obscene.

Dude, did you see Leonidas at the beach yesterday?
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.

abscene by bookkake September 4, 2016

rumedy 

1. Using rum as the solution to all problems
2. The series of hijinks and general stupid and hilarious behaviour which ensues from binging rum

1. Maximus: Man, I think I failed my finals.
Leonidas: Here, drink this, it's an old family rumedy.

2. Dude, you were so drunk last night. And I've got it all on tape. What a rumedy!

rumedy by bookkake September 4, 2016

flukewarm 

Generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.

Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.

Leonidas: Man, I am so pissed. I was really looking forward to my morning coffee

Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.

flukewarm by bookkake August 29, 2016

nedflix and chill

1. A non-sexual netflix and chill due to either religious reasons, being too naive or fear. Inspired by how Ned Flanders would netflix and chill.

2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.

Maximus: I invited her over to my place and we watched Gladiator. I put my arm around her. That was it. I was too afraid to diddly-do anymore.

Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.

nedflix and chill by bookkake August 20, 2016