Definitions by bookkake
Slut Strut
The unstable, hurried and constrained movement of party girls on a night out. Caused by the restraints of tight, fitting dresses and shockingly high heel. Also known as the shuffle
Man, that girl has such a tight dress on; and bloody stilletos. I wonder how long her slut strut will last before she falls over
Slut Strut by bookkake December 31, 2016
mornstipated
The inability to get out of bed and go to work/school on a morning. Essentially the bed is experiencing constipation and you are the turd that won't come out. Though you say you and not the bed is mornstipated
mornstipated by bookkake September 7, 2016
rumedy
1. Using rum as the solution to all problems
2. The series of hijinks and general stupid and hilarious behaviour which ensues from binging rum
2. The series of hijinks and general stupid and hilarious behaviour which ensues from binging rum
1. Maximus: Man, I think I failed my finals.
Leonidas: Here, drink this, it's an old family rumedy.
2. Dude, you were so drunk last night. And I've got it all on tape. What a rumedy!
Leonidas: Here, drink this, it's an old family rumedy.
2. Dude, you were so drunk last night. And I've got it all on tape. What a rumedy!
abscene
Describes the chest of a ridiculously fit, cut person with a 6-pack. Portmanteau of abs and obscene.
Dude, did you see Leonidas at the beach yesterday?
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.
flukewarm
Generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.
Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Leonidas: Man, I am so pissed. I was really looking forward to my morning coffee
Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.
Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.
slangshot
When someone spits fresh (unfamiliar) slang into a normal conversation, thus rendering it unintelligible. Like being shell-shocked with slang.
The quick introduction of new slang into a conversation. The word equivalent to having a shot of tequila.
The quick introduction of new slang into a conversation. The word equivalent to having a shot of tequila.
Dude, we were just a couple 30yr olds, minding our own business, smoking spliff and hanging at the park when this teen came up. He started to talk about purees and backies and all sorts of thing's we'd never heard. Turns out he wanted weed. We had no clue.
Man, sounds like you've received multiple slangshots. To the childhood. We're just getting too old for this shit.
Man, sounds like you've received multiple slangshots. To the childhood. We're just getting too old for this shit.