rumedy

1. Using rum as the solution to all problems
2. The series of hijinks and general stupid and hilarious behaviour which ensues from binging rum

1. Maximus: Man, I think I failed my finals.
Leonidas: Here, drink this, it's an old family rumedy.

2. Dude, you were so drunk last night. And I've got it all on tape. What a rumedy!

by bookkake September 04, 2016

forewordplay

The act of inserting racy or sexually charged but coded content into the beginning of one's thesis, book or report. From foreword, foreplay and wordplay

A: "Did you like the preface of my book? It was dedicated to you!"
B: "The forewordplay really got me in the mood!"

by bookkake May 22, 2015

Unprotected Text

If you disable autocorrect and still send messages then you're engaging in unprotected text. Next time use protextion.

I just got this error ridden message from this girl. She must be engaging in unprotected text.

by bookkake July 27, 2016

mornstipated

The inability to get out of bed and go to work/school on a morning. Essentially the bed is experiencing constipation and you are the turd that won't come out. Though you say you and not the bed is mornstipated

Teacher: why are you so late for school Johnny?
John: sorry miss, was massively mornstipated!

by bookkake September 07, 2016

Slut Strut

The unstable, hurried and constrained movement of party girls on a night out. Caused by the restraints of tight, fitting dresses and shockingly high heel. Also known as the shuffle

Man, that girl has such a tight dress on; and bloody stilletos. I wonder how long her slut strut will last before she falls over

by bookkake December 31, 2016

t-rext

When someone sends a meaningless, typo filled text usually because they were in a rush and their fingers are too stubby or fat to easily type on their phone. Analogous to the idea of a T-Rex attempting to text with its tiny hands.

Bob: Dude, did you see this gibberish Nesta sent to our whatsapp group?
Marley: Hahah, yeah man, classic t-rext! He should really lose some weight.

by bookkake July 02, 2016

slangshot

When someone spits fresh (unfamiliar) slang into a normal conversation, thus rendering it unintelligible. Like being shell-shocked with slang.

The quick introduction of new slang into a conversation. The word equivalent to having a shot of tequila.

Dude, we were just a couple 30yr olds, minding our own business, smoking spliff and hanging at the park when this teen came up. He started to talk about purees and backies and all sorts of thing's we'd never heard. Turns out he wanted weed. We had no clue.

Man, sounds like you've received multiple slangshots. To the childhood. We're just getting too old for this shit.

by bookkake August 20, 2016