Dickcepticon 

Sworn enemies of the Fagatrons (a third race that consists of homosexual cybernetic organisms lead by Fagimus Prime). This fourth race has the distinct ability to be extremely dick-ish in their manner and behaviour. Behavioural traits include squealing like a hog in heat when their cricket team wins and high-fiving a pole for no reason when grabbing some orange juice. This race of mechanical organisms are virtually incapable of human conversation and basic societal ethics.

Tom: Sorry I'm late Hardy

Hardy: What held you up?

Tom: I had to sit next to a Dickcepticon on the bus. The bastard kept squealing because the Bangladesh cricket team won last night.

Hardy: That was last night, wouldn't he have stopped by now?

Tom: You know Dickcepticons....

Dickcepticon by Bumblebitch September 6, 2012

dickception 

1. The implantation of another person's homoerotic fantasies or more literally penis into a target's subconscious. This tactic can consist of multiple levels of dickception, tantamount to a raging gay orgy inside your subconscious.

2. Can be used to describe a peculiar situation or event which makes a person question their sexuality due to undeniable and infinite levels of homosexuality (as if their minds are being implanted by figurative and literal dicks).

Watching the Saints game with Eric is basically dickception. Its like having your brain implanted by a penis inside a penis inside a penis

dickception by andyrdck December 3, 2013

Dickception 

When someone (usually a girl) purposely gives a guy the idea that he's about to get laid or engage with her in some form of sexual activity but instead makes it look like she was only kidding.

-After an argument-
Amy: There, there. Let's just have makeup sex.
Tom: Okay, I'll get naked.
Amy: Kay, now you go have sex with your make-up while I have sex with mine =D
Tom: YOU DICK! THAT WAS DICKCEPTION!

Dickception by MisfitMaestro December 3, 2010

Dickception 

Walking up to a drunk girl at a party and telling her a command. In her drunken stupor she forgets that you told her this thing and believing that the thought was her own idea, performs it.

"Beth, you're gonna have sex with me tonight"
"Shut up John, you're so silly!"

3 hours later.

"I really want to have sex with John all of a sudden".

John has performed "dickception"

Dickception by galilebro February 7, 2012

Dickception 

The act of making a sleeve from a clone-a-willey of your own cock. Then using said cock sleeve while fucking someone. Your dick inside your dick.... Dickception.

You can "go deeper" by casting and making more sleeves while wearing the existing sleeves. Then wearing all of the sleeves at the same time.

I dickceptioned her so hard she lost touch with reality.

Dickception by AntymOny May 29, 2021

Dickception 

The lone man who snatches the bisexual female who has only fucked females thus far.

Justin was her dickception, she only fucked girls before him.

Dickception by Ben&Dover February 13, 2023