dickboob

boobs which are in resemblance to a dick, same shape and size as a dick, may also erect when horny

My dickboobs are so hard right now

dickboob by J-Square December 4, 2007

Dick-Boob 

An ancient game in existence since the Neolithic Period, in which one man will challenge another to draw 1000 boobs before the challenger can draw 1000 dicks.

Challenger: Hey, I bet I can draw 1000 dicks before you draw 1000 boobs.

Challengee: A game of Dick-Boob, is it?

Dick-Boob by Sixty-Seventy January 23, 2010

Dickbomb 

To crash a party with a sausage entourage.

Dude, the party was bumpin' until someone dropped a dickbomb. It totally fucked up the male-to-female ratio.

Dickbomb by incudal August 4, 2010

Dickboots 

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.

Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.

Dickboots by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011

DickBomb 

A term that refers to someone who has really effed with your chi. Most commonly used when you can't think of anything more insulting to say.

(guy cuts liz off in traffic)
liz: errr...ummmm...DICKBOMB!
abby: yeah--you're gonna explode your dick!

DickBomb by Lizzie DoubleU February 4, 2009

dickybooboo 

A fun but sexually pleasuring game that involves 2 willing men (don't have to be gay).
Both guys will pull out their dicks, and see who has the bigger one.
The person with the smaller dick will lick the head of the man with the bigger dick.
Both men will 69 till they ejaculate into each others mouths/ faces.
While 69'ing, both men will make sexual remarks.
The person who ejaculates first will have to take the other man's dick in his arsehole, and ride the other guys dick making him feel good.
After fucking they both shake hands and rub each others dicks and lick up the rest of the cum.

'hey jim'
'hey ross'
'you bored? i am'
'wanna play dickybooboo?'
'yh i need to fuck something'

dickybooboo by silenthibber February 21, 2015

Dickbooger 

When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger

Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.

Dickbooger by DickBooger July 10, 2017