Dick-Boob

An ancient game in existence since the Neolithic Period, in which one man will challenge another to draw 1000 boobs before the challenger can draw 1000 dicks.

Challenger: Hey, I bet I can draw 1000 dicks before you draw 1000 boobs.

Challengee: A game of Dick-Boob, is it?

by Sixty-Seventy January 23, 2010

dick boobs

boobs nipples that are so long that they look like a dick

that girl has dick boobs

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

tomboy with a dick and no boobs

Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.

Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k

by STABBINGMYEYESOUTWITHASPOON December 20, 2022

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

dickboob

boobs which are in resemblance to a dick, same shape and size as a dick, may also erect when horny

My dickboobs are so hard right now

by J-Square December 4, 2007