dickalley

vagina,anus,mouth,etc.

Anywhere a whore will take a cock is considered a "dickalley"

When you get drunk, any old dickalley will do!

dickalley by oldickalley August 6, 2009

dickaliny 

I got a big ass dickaliny.

I got slapped across my face with no hand that was dickaliny

dickaliny by j pin 24 May 26, 2016

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form

First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

Dickellectual by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020

Dickaplegic 

(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.

2. Dude with a broken dick.

3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.

Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"

Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"







Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"

Dick "my bad"

Dickaplegic by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

Dickable 

Remember those good times at home in the 1800's, back when you and the neighbourhood rowdies would romp around, kickin' an old piece of rope. And then Mom would call you inside, where you'd all gather round the dining room table, while she served up a steamin' hot plate of Dr. Tran's Old Fashioned Peppermint Dickables.

A Dickable is a Dr.Tran patented treat that has kept the same quality that you and I have come to expect.

"Did you get a taste of those Dr. Samuel Tran's Corn Fed Wood Fired Dickables?"

"Hey...my dog doesn't Hev any Melk in his Pellowcase..."

Dickable by PAWUM October 20, 2009

Dickalect 

dik-uh-lekt

–noun

1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.

2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.

Tell you what, that Mark Dolan is dickalectically challenged.

Jeremy Clarkeson has such a strong dickalect it's a wonder people know, or care, what he's talking about.

Dickalect by operand September 28, 2010

Dickable 

Used to describe a female that is desiberable for sex.

"Shit man, Julie is so dickable! I'd bang her all night!"

Dickable by long jon silver November 28, 2007