dickalley
dickalley by oldickalley August 6, 2009
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dickalley • dick allergy • dickable • Dickabled • dickballed • dickableness • dickable vineyard • Dickalect • dickaliny • Dickaplegic
Dickellectual
Dickellectual by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020
Dickaplegic
(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.
2. Dude with a broken dick.
3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
2. Dude with a broken dick.
3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"
Cooper "Hahahahaha"
Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"
Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"
Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"
Dick "my bad"
Cooper "Hahahahaha"
Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"
Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"
Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"
Dick "my bad"
Dickaplegic by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009
Dickable
Remember those good times at home in the 1800's, back when you and the neighbourhood rowdies would romp around, kickin' an old piece of rope. And then Mom would call you inside, where you'd all gather round the dining room table, while she served up a steamin' hot plate of Dr. Tran's Old Fashioned Peppermint Dickables.
A Dickable is a Dr.Tran patented treat that has kept the same quality that you and I have come to expect.
A Dickable is a Dr.Tran patented treat that has kept the same quality that you and I have come to expect.
Dickalect
dik-uh-lekt
–noun
1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.
2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.
–noun
1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.
2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.
Dickable
Dickable by long jon silver November 28, 2007
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