The scale used to rate attractive girls (or guys if you're gay) in the sense of how likely you would be to have sex or give them a good dickn' if the opportunity were to arise.
Sure my mom looks good for her age but on a scale of 1 to 100 her dickableness is probably only like 25, 26 at the most.
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Remember those good times at home in the 1800's, back when you and the neighbourhood rowdies would romp around, kickin' an old piece of rope. And then Mom would call you inside, where you'd all gather round the dining room table, while she served up a steamin' hot plate of Dr. Tran's Old Fashioned Peppermint Dickables.

A Dickable is a Dr.Tran patented treat that has kept the same quality that you and I have come to expect.
"Did you get a taste of those Dr. Samuel Tran's Corn Fed Wood Fired Dickables?"

" dog doesn't Hev any Melk in his Pellowcase..."
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Used to describe a female that is desiberable for sex.
"Shit man, Julie is so dickable! I'd bang her all night!"
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Something you would shove your dick into.
" She's so dickable. "

This example shows a person's interest in having sexual relationships with said female.

" Man , your mother is so dickable , even a british gentleman would lose his monocle for her vagina. "

This example shows that the example's friend is so attractive, a nice gentlemen with posh attitude would get jiggy with it.
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A person you would like to fuck, someone really hot, or maybe just a slut.
"she' s so dickable i' d get my cock into her vagina."
"that girl is so dickable, she' s such a nice booty"
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Quick lunchtime hookups at the office between two or more homosexual men. Term taken from the fast lunch product Lunchables.
Mark and Tim shared a romantic dickable today at work.
by PigfuckerPantyStealer November 29, 2006
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When a man is unable to get or maintain an erection.
Jeff just hasn't been the same since he was diagnosed with chronic dickability.
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