Dickalect 

dik-uh-lekt

–noun

1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.

2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.

Tell you what, that Mark Dolan is dickalectically challenged.

Jeremy Clarkeson has such a strong dickalect it's a wonder people know, or care, what he's talking about.

Dickalect by operand September 28, 2010

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form

First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

Dickellectual by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020

Dickament 

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe

"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"

Dickament by NDemus October 7, 2007

dialectical materialism

The Marxian interpretation of reality that views matter as the sole subject of change and all change as the product of a constant conflict between opposites arising from the internal contradictions inherent in all events, ideas, and movements.

The dialectic materialism between Bob and Alice, as manifested in their respective adherence to quintessential gender roles, became indisputably resolved as Bob skeeted all up on her face.

dialectical materialism by tenova June 27, 2004

dicklet 

1: an unusually small penis
2: the natural phallus of a female-to-male transexual, as enlarged to the proportions of a small penis by hormones and possibly metaoidioplasty (but not phalloplasty)

Wow, what a cute little dicklet! Are you sure he was born a male?

dicklet by O-So-Wise August 1, 2003

new dialectic 

the new (and current) reality which consciously (and unconsciously) dominates our language, thoughts and reasons for being in this post-modern, 21st century, third millennium world.

new dialectic in washington, d.c. : politics is show business for ugly people.
new dialectic in hollywood : show business is politics for beautiful people.

new dialectic by Virgin Suicides June 18, 2017

dicklet 

a very very small penis.tiny and thin

look at kevin's little dicklet.he could never get a girl off.it's so tiny

dicklet by jessica April 28, 2004