dick-thick 

As thick as the average dick; used to desribe any object of said thickness.

Dude, I had to saw through a branch that was dick-thick while doing yardwork yesterday.

dick-thick by bend_the_rules June 2, 2011

Break Yo Dick Thick 

When the ass is so big and you are afraid to get under it.

Can be abbreviated, “BYDT”

Person 1: “Dude check out that ass!”

Person 2: “Bruh that shit is Break Yo Dick Thick!”

Break Yo Dick Thick by newtons_laws August 15, 2022

dick too thick 

When a man's penis is too thick to fit in the mouth of his sexual counterpart. Usually resulting in a teethy blowjob and giving up on all hope of sexual pleasure

Guy 1: Man I couldn't fit my dick in her mouth without being bit!

Guy 2: Damn man, dick too thick

Guy 1: I suppose so...

dick too thick by Zizdog June 23, 2018

King Thick Dick 

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.

Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain

King Thick Dick by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016

thick dick syndrome 

How after sex, a man's penis still stays firm

"I can't walk out there . . I have thick dick syndrome!"

thick dick syndrome by gahootenschnit July 27, 2005

Thick dick 

A large ass fuck dick.

Alex: yo I got a thick dick ladies
Alyssa: Alex let's go to your house at 6:00 p.m. I wanna suck it so hard.

Thick dick by @lick my dick harder daddy October 20, 2019

thick dick wolf 

A gentlemen who is shy and timid, but has a dick that can bite. The bitches love their wild cock size. The most famous tdw is named Eric. His second in command is Colin and Danny

I love me some thick dick wolf!

thick dick wolf by Gingiesinner April 14, 2014