dick-pole 

(noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.

Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE

dick-pole by piptardsman July 2, 2011

Dick Pole 

Former pitcher in Major League Baseball, winning 25 games in the big leagues. Later on he held the position of pitching coach with several organizations, most recently the Cincinnati Reds.

A: Hahahaha you're such a douche I bet your favorite athlete is Dick Pole!

B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!

Dick Pole by bobbuttons September 3, 2012

chode smoking dick pole 

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

chode smoking dick pole by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Dick slapping totem pole 

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

Dick slapping totem pole by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023