Definitions by Dabbasaurus

Snicker Dick

When you pull out a shit covered dick after having anal.

"How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."

Snicker Dick by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019

kittie schmear 

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.

Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.

kittie schmear by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

dick-nickel

Spare change solely swinging in your pocket, occationally bumping into or caressing your penis head. Normally a nickel due to its relative size and weight.

OR
A phrase used to describe the feeling of having no intention on giving someone money.

"Hey, i got this booger."
"And..?"
"Well how much do you think it's worth?"
"Psh...i'll give you a dick-nickel for it."
"Sold!"

dick-nickel by Dabbasaurus August 11, 2016

Raspukin 

When your dry heaving uncontrollably and begging for mercy but mercy ain't being given.

OR
You've been puking for days and it just wont stop.

"Omg! Is Mike OK in there? "
"Ya, sounds like he's raspukin."

Raspukin by Dabbasaurus August 11, 2016