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Mob Dick
Gang bang
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Moby Dick's Dick
A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.
Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...
Son: But my father please don't go...
Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
Son: But my father please don't go...
Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
Moby Dick's Dick by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015
mobile dick forrest
This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.
mobile dick forrest by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009
Möbius Dick
It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.
Möbius Dick by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011
Moby's Dick
Moby's Dick by FlipSpiceland December 4, 2012
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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