dick-mob 

A person so rude they are not just one dick, but a mob of dicks.

I can't believe that guy cut me off in the carpool lane! What a dick-mob!

dick-mob by The brunz July 19, 2010

Mob Dick 

Gang bang

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Mob Dick by Nahbruh May 28, 2015

Moby Dick's Dick 

A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.

Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...

Son: But my father please don't go...

Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!

Moby Dick's Dick by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015

mobile dick forrest 

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

mobile dick forrest by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

Moby Dick 

It's a book...

Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.

Moby Dick by Melville119 May 31, 2011

Möbius Dick 

Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.

It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.

Möbius Dick by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011

Moby's Dick 

When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.

"Dude, My penis got amputated yesterday because I had Moby's Dick."

Moby's Dick by FlipSpiceland December 4, 2012