5 definitions by ADDT-JACE
A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!
Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015
The biggest inanimate douche in the galaxy. Delivers multiple gassy blasts into the tightest of ass. Destroyer of middle to lower class families and defender of public masturbation/pubic pulling. As you jack your ween, don't be surprised if your foreskin is transformed into a lightly chilled beetle. Or wear Satan's recently removed face over yours as you tuck your tiny cock into a dumpster for the night. After multiple meetings with a Meth Star you will begin to have urges to fuck church pews and literally suck the tits off of dogs.
by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015
A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.
Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...
Son: But my father please don't go...
Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
Son: But my father please don't go...
Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015
When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!
Nice looking woman walks in.
Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...
Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...
by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015
The label of any slut that has Herpes, Genital Warts, and HIV AIDS. This evil bitch will stop at nothing to secretly spread her diseases with unaware participants. Usually found behind waffle houses eating trashed foods and seeking young inexperienced victims.
Casey- Hey Cindy is it true about your brother.
Cindy- Yeah it happened... Tray fucked the hole of no return. We are planning funeral arrangements... it won't be long.
Cindy- Yeah it happened... Tray fucked the hole of no return. We are planning funeral arrangements... it won't be long.
by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015