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Dick honey

The process in which you submerge your genitalia in a jar of honey, then stick it in a wasps nest, then once your penis has become swollen you inject some black tar heroin where your genitalia used to be, afterwords you then use what's left of your pebis to fight off a rabid badger.
"Bro tonight ima dick honey today, how about you?"
by MCmotherfuckinLOVIN March 2, 2015
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dick-honey

dick-honey is a guy's cum
Matt jacked off under a Bradley shower and blew his dick-honey in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
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Honey Dick

Honey Dick: the action of convincing a man to do things against his will by preying on his sexual impulses.
Hey dipshit, your girlfriend totally honey dicked you into buying her that Gucci bag.

I was honey dicked out of my car keys and now she won't answer my texts.
by Catpissyellow September 17, 2018
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Honey Dick

When a cock starts dripping sweet-and-sour sauce out of the mushroom tip. An STD that is caused by having sex with a woman who has had a dirty cock bust a nut inside her sugar walls.
Bob: "Man, that sex last night was great but my cock has started leaking all kinds of sauce."
Kevin: "Man, you got yourself some of that HONEY DICK!"
by SaucyWonder August 28, 2013
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Honey Dick

When playing Warzone in Verdansk and you and your team set up an ambush on a ‘Loadout Drop’ or ‘Buy Box’.
“Hey Jim, we totally honey dicked the shit out of that team.” - “We sure did Gary, we sure did...”

“Those Jabronis fell right into our honey dick trap...”

“Hmmmmn, I reckon that’s probably been honey dicked bro...”

“Let’s set up a honey dick on that shit boys...”

“Honey dick it and they will come...”
by BENNNNNNNO May 24, 2020
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Honey Dick

The flattering name used to describe your dick when you add honey to your dick and have a girl lick/suck it off, making it taste sweeter when your dick goes in her mouth.
Steve put honey on his dick. Now someone has to lick his honey dick.
by Honey Dick Steve May 31, 2011
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Honey Dick

Really really bomb dick.
Honey is sweet. If he gives good dick, he therefore has a Honey Dick.
Dang, last Friday I got some o dat good Honey Dick!!
by RiceandQueso25 September 5, 2019
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