church on sundays

Church on Sundays is when you find a child getting his/hers baptism and you ejaculate in the holy water beforehand, them after the baptism you kill the baby and drink the blood/cum filled holy water and enjoy

Church on Sundays are the best

by MCmotherfuckinLOVIN March 05, 2015

Dick honey

The process in which you submerge your genitalia in a jar of honey, then stick it in a wasps nest, then once your penis has become swollen you inject some black tar heroin where your genitalia used to be, afterwords you then use what's left of your pebis to fight off a rabid badger.

"Bro tonight ima dick honey today, how about you?"

by MCmotherfuckinLOVIN March 02, 2015