dick talk! 

A phrase made famous by The Brilliant Idiots (Charlamagne da God and Andrew Schultz) via their weekly podcast of the same name. The phrase is exclaimed any time the subject of conversation changes to focus on one's penis or penises in general.

guy 1: I don't know how guys wear skinny jeans, they're so uncomfortable.

guy 2: well that's because we have bigger dicks than they do

guy 1: dick talk!

*conversation continues regarding penises*

dick talk! by BatmanZoe August 5, 2014

dick talk 

when one thinks and acts with their dick or vag.

"I hooked up with this chick last night."
"Are you interested?"
"No, it was just dick talk."

dick talk by j&mb3 May 12, 2010

Dick Talk 

Dick Talk is a nonstandard form of American English used by some people. For example, instead of saying "Let's get out of this place!", one would say "Let's get out of this dick!" or instead of saying "What kind of car do you drive?" one would say "What kind of dick do you drive?"

Did you just here that dude call that other dude a pizza dick? That's the first time I've ever heard someone else speak Dick Talk.

Dick Talk by pshars July 15, 2006

Dick talk 

When a guy isn't that into a girl but she is really into him and the guy decides to disregard any rational thoughts such as how bitchy the girl is. Instead the guy just decides that she is hot and let's go. Disregarding rational thought and only thinking of sexual desires.

Josh: Gosh Tony, I thought you weren't that into her.
Tony: Yeah but she's hot. It's like my mind and my dick are playing a game of chess and my dick is winning. It's nothing but dick talk.

Dick talk by Nononomomomiugiutdutrsyreuytvf November 24, 2013

Dick talk 

Verb;

it’s when a male is hot for a particular female, he will agree with everything she says,make promises, tell her what he thinks she wants to hear so that she will be persuaded to have sex with him.

“Meghan called Walter out on his dick talk for Courtney. He’s really just a broke punk.”

“Gonna need you to step up that dick talk if you want it to work.”, Courtney said.”

Dick talk by MamaNasty February 6, 2022

Small Dick Talk 

A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.

Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag

Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!

Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.

Small Dick Talk by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 27, 2019

he could talk the dick off a wombat 

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

he could talk the dick off a wombat by oldmate694life March 7, 2023