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dick stickler 

Dick = rough translation is a jerk, an asshole, or a despised person .... Stickler = A person who ALWAYS goes by the rules in ANY situation, one whose only goal is to ruin the fun. Dick Stickler
That guy Damon is a wicked dick and he won't cut me a break even with arbitrary bull shit rules, guy is being a total Dick Stickler
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dick stickler by Wicked Hairy Johnson September 22, 2015
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dick stickers 

australian slang for speedos or any other brief swimwear
dick stickers by Mike March 8, 2004

Dick Sticker 

Very small piece of fabric used to cover the "junk" of a male while swimming in public.

Common in Europe and Australia.

Also know as a "Speedo."
That man's dick sticker is disturbing me...
Dick Sticker by BarbieGrL1700 July 29, 2009

Dick Sticker 

a derragatory term for one who sticks his dick in every vagina he can, whether the girl is old, young, ugly, or pretty. a gross, sex tool, scumbag.
"Ew, look at Garrett. What a desperate and pathetic guy."
"Yeah I heard he did it with some 14 year old."
"Isn't he a little old for that?"
"Yeah, but he's a Dick Sticker."
Dick Sticker by guys are stupid December 27, 2011

Big Dick Energy Sticker 

The sticker on the back window of usually a blue collar boy's truck that says: BIG DICK ENERGY

- He usually doesn't have a big dick
ME: *sees the truck*
ME TO MY FRIEND: "He's got to have the smallest dicker ever, that Big Dick Energy Sticker is so wrong i swear."
MY FRIEND: "Yep, I do agree."
ALSO ME: *looks through tinted windows to see if he's hot

dicktickler 

1 a rather large over weight male who loves to fondle cocks, especially those of older men.
2 any one who likes tickling dicks
3 the profession of tickling dicks
4 someone who is especially gay
a guy stares at you in the shower. you respond "dude that dicktickler is staring at me!!!" then you procede to beat the holy shit out of him

dicktickler 

One who feebily plays with his/her or someone elses dick and creates violent noises. Can also be worded as cocktickler or penis tickler.
Randy, having sex with a Dicktickler is completely inappropriate for your age.
dicktickler by chris SALDARRIAGA October 1, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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