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dick spa 

After a hummer/ blow job is received, the giver supplies the recipient with a steaming hot towel. The towel is applied to the affected areas generously by the giver and all is cleaned up accordingly. Viola you’ve just been given a dick spa!!
Dude, after the worlds best blow job, I received the most amazing dick spa!
dick spa by Miss_elle_b December 23, 2017
Words you can keep

Dick Space 

the manly term for leg room in the back of a car.
I dont got any dick space, move the damn seat up!
Dick Space by Fattastic May 26, 2009

Dick Spaghetti 

A bunch of dudes place their flacid penis in a pile on a plate. Then cover the pile of dicks in spaghetti sauce, the first one to get a boner has to finish on the dick pile and lick all the sauce off of the cock pile.
Dude I was totally thinkin about makin some dick spaghetti tonight, you in?

dick spanker 

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.
You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.
dick spanker by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

dick spam 

When a male is not successful of reaching his climax to save embarrassment he simply whacks his partner across the forehead with his penis creating the 'spam' clapping sound.
Damn, that boy dick spammed me so hard last night I forgot if we even had sex!
dick spam by NKARNOLD November 18, 2011

dick space shuttle 

A fast Japanese bike, ie: a crotch rocket
Guy 1: Yeah, I've been toying with the idea of learning to ride, so I went out and got this awesome GSXR 1300cc.
Guy 2: Hope your new dick space shuttle comes with a space suit.

Urban Dick Spam 

Someone who constantly reuploads the same word to urban dictionary so it gets added.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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