dick polar

When a girl cannot make up her mind from day to day if she wants to have sex with you. Often times caused by religious reasons. This condition is most common on Sunday afternoons and Monday's.

"Bro, my girlfriend says she doesn't want to have sex anymore. Yet 2 days later we are back at it"

"Your girl must be dick polar then"

by rockintheswoosh April 25, 2014

colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

Dickolarge

When a baby is born with a dick larger than normal.

Doc: Holy shit! I was about to cut this baby's dick. I thought it was the cord.
Doc again: Ma'am, your baby has been diagnosed with Dickolarge

by I am the Doc September 27, 2018