dick pencil 

having a pencil dick is similar to drawing a picture that came about from you falling through a skylight and landing on a table which has a penicil standing up and landing on it and the pencil goes up your japs eye. When the pencil protrudes through your purple headed warrior you know that your pencil dick is HB quality.

"Oh, that's a bit of a DICK PENCIL"
"That guy is a dick pencil"
"If I was writing your name, I'd use my dick pencil"
"Can you write your number on my tit with your dick pencil?"
"Anybody got a spare dick pencil?"
"All schools should supply dick pencil quality HB"

dick pencil by Dick Sargood April 12, 2008

Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10

Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

Pencil Dick Dalton by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019

pencil dick 

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.

wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.

pencil dick by James August November 27, 2007

pencil dick 

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

pencil dick by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

Pencil dick prick 

A man with a small penis and large ego that treats others as less than.

"That fucker Smith sure is a pencil dick prick"

Pencil dick prick by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020

pencil dick 

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

pencil dick by crunchwrapMP December 5, 2009

Pencil Dick 

Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.

I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.

Pencil Dick by Jendo October 15, 2004