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having a pencil dick is similar to drawing a picture that came about from you falling through a skylight and landing on a table which has a penicil standing up and landing on it and the pencil goes up your japs eye. When the pencil protrudes through your purple headed warrior you know that your pencil dick is HB quality.

"Oh, that's a bit of a DICK PENCIL"
"That guy is a dick pencil"
"If I was writing your name, I'd use my dick pencil"
"Can you write your number on my tit with your dick pencil?"
"Anybody got a spare dick pencil?"
"All schools should supply dick pencil quality HB"

dick pencil by Dick Sargood April 12, 2008

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Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10

Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

Pencil Dick Dalton by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019

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pencil dick

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.

wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.

pencil dick by James August November 27, 2007

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pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

pencil dick by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

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Pencil dick prick

A man with a small penis and large ego that treats others as less than.

"That fucker Smith sure is a pencil dick prick"

Pencil dick prick by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020

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pencil dick

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

pencil dick by crunchwrapMP December 5, 2009

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Pencil Dick

Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.

I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.

Pencil Dick by Jendo October 15, 2004

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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