10 definitions by Jendo

Etymology: Current English, a cross between the word muggy and smegma to describe a type of weather when the air contains perceptible moisture, especially to the point of being so oppressive that it causes your skin to feel damp, slimy, sticky and dirty much like the feel of the cheesy sebaceous matter of smegma.
There is nothing good about Bean-Town even the hot, humid climate makes you feel smegmy.
by Jendo October 1, 2004
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French pervertir, from Latin pervertere to overturn, corrupt, pervert, from per- thoroughly + vertere to turn --

Pervert:
1 a : to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true or morally right or what is generally done or accepted b : one given to some form of sexual perversion c : an aberrant sexual practice especially when habitual and preferred to normal coitus d : someone which has these characteristics and can act upon: bastardize, bestialize, brutalize, corrupt, debauch, demoralize, deprave, warp
Piele's are perverted. These are the people that you want to keep from dating your older or younger sister or cousin or next door neighbor because all they want to do is to defile them.
by Jendo December 10, 2004
Not conforming to the usual selection principles by being devoid of customary or natural covering while moving up and down or about, in a quick or lively manner, while being in the act, of rotating the choch in an erotic manner.
Nick: Beth, why are you getting naked in front of Jendo?
Beth: I get naked in front of her all the time…she likes it.
(proceeds to do the naked choch grinder in front of both Nick and Jendo)
by Jendo October 1, 2004
Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean

: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of desquamated epidermal cells and sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.
"And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese if you're not
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show, 4/11/00
by Jendo October 28, 2005
Etymology: Middle English cunte; akin to Middle Low German kunte female pudenda

1 generally obscene : a word expressing affection; showing a remarkable one of its kind.
Flood: Bin Ladin is such a cunt!

Jen: Eww, don't ever use that word around me. I hate that word.

Jaron: Cunty, Cunty, Cunty.

(Jen disgusted yet mildly amused gives Jaron the stare of vengeance.)

Jaron: Oh Cunty, come over here and cuddle with me and let me pet your head.

(Jen proceeds to go get mauled by Jaron)
by Jendo October 14, 2004
Frequently encountered place of business/entertainment. Widely accepted place, generally known and talked of; a party widely and favorably known pursued with intense enthusiasm lasting over one or more nights at a residence : many activities exceeding the limits of reason or necessity : lacking in moderation, balance, and restraint : often extremely or excessively elaborate.
It has been attempted by half of the J Street crew to re-create J Street on Route 9 but it has proven to be an impossible task. Without the same people and atmosphere any bender duplicated, pales in comparison to the benders at the one and only infamous J Street.
by Jendo October 15, 2004
Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.
I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.
by Jendo October 15, 2004