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dick nickle 

a guys dick that aint worth shit
That dick nickle cant pickup shit.
dick nickle by dojomojo55 July 13, 2017
Words you can keep

dick-nickel

Spare change solely swinging in your pocket, occationally bumping into or caressing your penis head. Normally a nickel due to its relative size and weight.

OR
A phrase used to describe the feeling of having no intention on giving someone money.
"Hey, i got this booger."
"And..?"
"Well how much do you think it's worth?"
"Psh...i'll give you a dick-nickel for it."
"Sold!"
dick-nickel by Dabbasaurus August 11, 2016

Dick Nickeler 

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.
1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!
Dick Nickeler by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023

nickel dick 

That dude is such a nickel dick he parks two miles away just to save a $ 1.00 parking fee.
nickel dick by Pedro Rodriguez February 26, 2005

Nickel Dick 

A dick/penis that is not worth a dime.
"How was your date last night, Joanne?" Asked Katie.

"It was horrible, he had a Nickel Dick." Joanne replied.

"Oh No! That must have been awful!" Katie exclaimed.
Nickel Dick by Rikian February 23, 2010

Dicksickle

When your dick is frozen like a icicle.
Dude do you have Dicksickle right now ?

dickpickle 

A humourous way of saying someone is a c*nt. it’s also away to insult without resorting to personal insult
As long as you add the phrase “acting like a “ dickpickle then when they say you have pathetically resorted to name calling you can say “ I never said you were a dickpickle I said you’re acting like a dickpickle. Usually the dickpickle is that confused about all the dickpickles they usually concede by ghosting the argument.

Donald keeps acting like a dickpickle today. “
dickpickle by Tati-kitten January 20, 2021
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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