dickpickle 

A humourous way of saying someone is a c*nt. it’s also away to insult without resorting to personal insult

As long as you add the phrase “acting like a “ dickpickle then when they say you have pathetically resorted to name calling you can say “ I never said you were a dickpickle I said you’re acting like a dickpickle. Usually the dickpickle is that confused about all the dickpickles they usually concede by ghosting the argument.

“Donald keeps acting like a dickpickle today. “

dickpickle by Tati-kitten January 20, 2021

Dickpickle 

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick

Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle

Dickpickle by Christownnews July 4, 2017

dickpilled 

Accepting as a straight man that human penises are a beautiful part of creation, even though you aren't sexually attracted to them.

Sam: "Penises are disgusting!"
Stephen: "Genesis 1:31- And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good."

Jonah: "Bro get dickpilled."

dickpilled by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 13, 2021

dickfuckle 

A person who is ignorant and a prick.

He's such a dickfuckle; I hate him.

dickfuckle by Jack as fuck November 12, 2015

Dickwicker 

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.

Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

Dickwicker by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011

dicklicker

one who licks or sucks dick.

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.

dicklicker by gayson May 15, 2006

disapicklement 

The emotion one feels when one receives a disappointing pickle.

When you are looking forward to the pickle that came with your sandwich, and it is just not a good tasting pickle... a total disapicklement.

disapicklement by a2gin2 August 21, 2008