dick itch

a total douche bag, asshole

Look at that fuckin douche...yea he's a fuckin dick itch

dick itch by leejoe March 2, 2009

you make my dick itch 

You’re pissing me the fuck off!

Ronnie you make my dick itch!

you make my dick itch by Bliiyjackthetrd October 9, 2017

Itch-dick 

A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.

I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.

Itch-dick by HeadHunterX11 September 12, 2016

Dick Itches 

an expretion used to vent when something goes wrong. A synonym of "ah fuck" or "son of a bitch"

Dick itches! I'm out of cigerettes

Dick Itches by Half in the bag hick October 29, 2014

Itchy dick 

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.

I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick

Itchy dick by Leashasie24 September 15, 2016

Itchy Dick 

When your pecker itches. Poison Ivy on the pen0r, Any situation when your dinger itches constantly.

Steve was playing in Poison Ivy and then jerked off, Now he has Itchy Dick.

Itchy Dick by Chuck H. July 27, 2006

the itchy dick 

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.

"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."

the itchy dick by Noogles ECU December 4, 2007