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you make my dick itch 

You’re pissing me the fuck off!
Ronnie you make my dick itch!

Itch-dick 

A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.
I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.
Itch-dick by HeadHunterX11 September 12, 2016

Dick Itches 

an expretion used to vent when something goes wrong. A synonym of "ah fuck" or "son of a bitch"
Dick itches! I'm out of cigerettes
Dick Itches by Half in the bag hick October 29, 2014

Itchy dick 

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.
I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick
Itchy dick by Leashasie24 September 15, 2016

Itchy Dick 

When your pecker itches. Poison Ivy on the pen0r, Any situation when your dinger itches constantly.
Steve was playing in Poison Ivy and then jerked off, Now he has Itchy Dick.
Itchy Dick by Chuck H. July 27, 2006

the itchy dick 

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.
"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."
the itchy dick by Noogles ECU December 4, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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