dick itch

a total douche bag, asshole

Look at that fuckin douche...yea he's a fuckin dick itch

by leejoe March 2, 2009

Dick Itches

an expretion used to vent when something goes wrong. A synonym of "ah fuck" or "son of a bitch"

Dick itches! I'm out of cigerettes

by Half in the bag hick October 29, 2014

you make my dick itch

You’re pissing me the fuck off!

Ronnie you make my dick itch!

by Bliiyjackthetrd October 9, 2017

Itch-dick

A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.

I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.

by HeadHunterX11 September 12, 2016