the itchy dick

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.

"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."

by Noogles ECU November 11, 2007

Itchy dick

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.

I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick

by Leashasie24 February 14, 2016

Itchy Dick

When your pecker itches. Poison Ivy on the pen0r, Any situation when your dinger itches constantly.

Steve was playing in Poison Ivy and then jerked off, Now he has Itchy Dick.

by Chuck H. July 27, 2006

The Itchy Dick

That irritating itchy burning sensation you contract from dirty whores.

"That Whore gave me the itchy dick so i punched her in the taint in an effort to fight aids"

by Noogles Ecu November 16, 2007

Itchy Dick

When one hasn't had intercourse in months, which results desperate behavior and denial.

Jake: "Hey dude, why were you staring at tracy?"
Brad: "What do you mean?"
Jake: "Ever since you and Brenda broke up, you've been acting different."
Brad: "No, I have not. It's just your imagination."
Jake: "Someone has a case of the Itchy Dick."

by EagleWrong December 22, 2016