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Someone who is being a complete and utter tosser

*Not homophobic in any way please dont be offended

He is fucking dick gay

by some tall boi July 3, 2019

Shit on your dick gay

Something that is extremely gay, nothing else in the know universe can possibly be gayer.

"Oh man I can't believe that guy just grabbed my balls, that was so gay!"

"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."

by Mr. Naperville December 15, 2009

double dick gay juke

a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.

guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked

by raph852 December 16, 2008

gay dick

The dick is aroused by a guy not a girl so the dick is gay and its attached to a guy that's obviously gay so both the guy and the dick are gay.

He bent over for the gay dick.

by Waffle Stomp May 27, 2018

Gay dick

A dick that's gay but the owner isn't.

Bro 1: I was with a girl last night but my dick did not work again

Bro 2: Haha gay dick

by JakobGotAGayDick August 20, 2021

gay dick syndrome

When you are straight but your dick is gay.

I tried to bang Shaquandra but couldn't get it up because of my Gay Dick Syndrome so I had to fuck Tyreke instead.

by Piss_Bread September 6, 2016

gay dick kelly

a gay version of machine gun kelly

Did you hear gay dick kelly's new song dissing eminem? that shit was ass.

by adalfag eis March 16, 2019