dick clapper

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way

"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"

by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

by psun3 June 4, 2018

dick-clipper

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.

I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

Dick-clipper

A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.

"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."

by Fishtits69 June 24, 2024

crapper dick

A policeman who hangs around public lavatories in order to entrap gay men having sex.

"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011