Anonymouse🐀's definitions

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God

At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.

by Anonymouse🐀 November 23, 2018

Mad

My brother is mad. He is mad that his definitions on urban dictionary got rejected.
I'm writing this to piss him off.

My bro is mad. It is funny.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Bitch

A female dog

I got a bitch over the summer. We sleep together. Dirty mind

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Kids

The reason condoms were invented.

Frick STI, condoms were invented to prevent kids.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

internet

The reason that I'm on urban dictionary right now.

Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Tit

A typo, when you mean it.

I accidentally hit the t key, so I wrote tit.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Virgin

A smart person that's never fu¢ed up their lives going at it with a jerk, they'll break up with in a month.

I'm a virgin.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018