internet

The reason that I'm on urban dictionary right now.

Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Virgin

A smart person that's never fu¢ed up their lives going at it with a jerk, they'll break up with in a month.

I'm a virgin.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Thumbs up

Give this a thumbs up.

My brother thinks I can't get 100 thumbs up. Prove him wrong

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Period

A symbol used to show punctuation.
A span of time.

I bet you're a teenage boy with a diiiiiiiirty mind and you're looking things up on urban dictionary that make us girlzzz feel embarrassed.

.
Oh no it's 3rd period!

by Anonymouse🐀 December 06, 2018

Kids

The reason condoms were invented.

Frick STI, condoms were invented to prevent kids.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Post Malone

A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.

Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Hot

A spicy food
Something with a high temperature
Me

I'm hotter than you'll ever be.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018