Anonymouse🐀's definitions

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Pussy

A kind of cat.

I got a pussy-cat

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Hypocrite

Someone that tells you to stop doing something, when they are doing it themselves.

Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Hot

A spicy food
Something with a high temperature
Me

I'm hotter than you'll ever be.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Bitch

A female dog

I got a bitch over the summer. We sleep together. Dirty mind

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Ass

A donkey.

On our ranch we have an ass. Big and beautiful, it is.
Dirty mind

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Vote

I dare you to vote for this.

Actually. Vote. I got bet money this won't work.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018