Anonymouse🐀's definitions

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God

At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.

by Anonymouse🐀 November 23, 2018

Period

A symbol used as punctuation .
Or, a span of time.

I bet you're some teenage boy thinking it's funny to look up things about us girlsezzz bodies.

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Oh no, it's time for 3rd period

by Anonymouse🐀 December 6, 2018

Period

A symbol used to show punctuation.
A span of time.

I bet you're a teenage boy with a diiiiiiiirty mind and you're looking things up on urban dictionary that make us girlzzz feel embarrassed.

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Oh no it's 3rd period!

by Anonymouse🐀 December 6, 2018

Hot

A spicy food
Something with a high temperature
Me

I'm hotter than you'll ever be.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Bitch

A female dog

I got a bitch over the summer. We sleep together. Dirty mind

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Ass

A donkey.

On our ranch we have an ass. Big and beautiful, it is.
Dirty mind

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Vote

I dare you to vote for this.

Actually. Vote. I got bet money this won't work.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018