dick choked 

The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.

My wife was running her mouth all night, thought she was real funny, until she got dick choked.

dick choked by I can't breathe March 30, 2015

dick chokers 

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

dick chokers by joegunn December 17, 2008

Dick choke

When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.

Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.

or

Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!

Dick choke by flterbi69 June 5, 2012

Dick Choker 

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.

Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection

Dick Choker by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011

DICK CHOKE

eagerly trying to get nut to come out..lol

jesse likes to dick choke infront of his girls face..

DICK CHOKE by ISK8ANDHEADBANG April 27, 2008

cooked dick

Flamin' Hot anal sex

Dude, all she ate was Flaming Hot Cheetos for like a week, gave me cooked dick

cooked dick by M. Craken May 29, 2016

choke on a dick 

Phrase used to express extreme anger and maybe hate towards somebody. Different from ESnD because it implies that said person should fill their yap trap with a big dick, completly robing them of all dignity and ability to make audible noise adding insult to injury. This phrase will send your parents over the edge 98% of the time out of simple disrespect. A good way to be disowned from the family real fast.

Pops: Keep tha damn door on the bathroom open or I'll use my toolbox to take the door off the hinges and you won't see it again!

Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!

choke on a dick by Adrian May 25, 2007