dick choked
The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.
dick choked by I can't breathe March 30, 2015
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dick chokers by joegunn December 17, 2008
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Dick choke
When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.
Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.
or
Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.
or
Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!
Dick choke by flterbi69 June 5, 2012
Dick Choker
Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection
Dick Choker by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011
DICK CHOKE
DICK CHOKE by ISK8ANDHEADBANG April 27, 2008
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cooked dick by M. Craken May 29, 2016
choke on a dick
Phrase used to express extreme anger and maybe hate towards somebody. Different from ESnD because it implies that said person should fill their yap trap with a big dick, completly robing them of all dignity and ability to make audible noise adding insult to injury. This phrase will send your parents over the edge 98% of the time out of simple disrespect. A good way to be disowned from the family real fast.
Pops: Keep tha damn door on the bathroom open or I'll use my toolbox to take the door off the hinges and you won't see it again!
Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!
Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!
choke on a dick by Adrian May 25, 2007
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