Dude, all she ate was Flaming Hot Cheetos for like a week, gave me cooked dick
by M. Craken May 29, 2016
1. To move at an insanely fast speed.
2. To fuck fast (theoretically, fast enough to cook said dick via friction).
"They were cookin' dick down that hill" - GiantBoyDetective
"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah
by The Night Guardian April 8, 2015