dick cheddar

A cheesy-like residue found anywhere within a meter of human genitalia. Usually of a sharper taste and smell than regular dick cheese. Leading to the endearment "Old Cheddar Head". Some people contend that dick cheddar is the source of the original cheese ball.

Grandpa's shorts were so impacted with dick cheddar, our dog, Pooner wrestled them from him and buried the nasty garment out back, behind the shed.

dick cheddar by Kobiashi Maru May 22, 2008

cheddar dick 

A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance

Jeff you fucking cheddar dick!!11!1!

cheddar dick by Pubertus June 17, 2008

Cheddar-Dick 

An individual who is constantly messing with and disrespecting other people’s property.

Jack came over to my house and lost my chapstick; he is such a cheddar-dick.

Cheddar-Dick by Doctorgaythanson April 17, 2018

Cheddar Dick 

A man who is not circumcised. All men that have foreskin, and all foreskin smells like cheese.

When someone is being a total pussy and acting weak and maybe even gay.

"Most British men are cheddar dicks."

Cheddar Dick by Aaron B. D. January 19, 2008

Chedda Dick 

Chedda Dick is when somebody got the Chedda and they packing but its also when somebody is a fucking Chad and you would go snowboarding with him and and his freind josh. Also known as the cheeseman if they are bitch and their feelings get hurt.

Josh: Did you see Drew?
Donovan: Yeah he's got the chedda dick.
Drew: Heyy its the cheeseman

Chedda Dick by Igloo motha fucker June 12, 2020

Chedda Dick 

Build up of Smega around the a un-circumsized male penis

That guy has a chedda dick.

Chedda Dick by Mictrix February 20, 2011