Dick and Bush is a slang phrase used during the first four years of Bush's Autocracy. Surely to be used for the last four. This terms etymology derives from the first name of the Vice President: Dick, and the last name of the Chancelor: Bush. All said, Dick and Bush.

Person A: Man, everyone keeps calling our government a sham.
Person B: Well...
Person A: It's all dick and bush's fault.
Person B: Yeah, we really gotta lick bush.
Person A: Oh, and beat dick.

Dick and Bush by Dilcue November 11, 2004

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Bush Dick

When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.

Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.

Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.

Bush Dick by BushDick January 19, 2018

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a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand by Shuaman December 13, 2016

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Dick Busher

The bush of a woman's vagina that covers the man's cock during intercourse.

That woman's hairy vagina will sure give you a great dick busher.

Dick Busher by big boy bobby April 7, 2010

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