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dibos

a word which looks like the word "dildo" says the assholes at gilman
there goes dildo
by julz August 17, 2003
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Dinosaur Earth

The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.
George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic
by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019
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Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.
Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.
by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019
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Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.
“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
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International Dibs Protocol

The International Dibs Protocol (IDP) main goal is to prevent conflict between friends and family due to near-equal claims to an object of value. Nearly every conflict in history has been because two people want one thing.

Using the IDP, when 2 people want the same thing, who ever calls “dibs” first get it. If one person is not finished pronouncing the “s” sound before another starts pronouncing the “d” sound, it is considered a tie.

If a tie occurs, everyone who wanted that item must count aloud from 1 to 10. Even if 2 people called dibs, if a third person counts to ten first, the third person wins, even though the third person didn’t call dibs in the first place.

1. If two people arrive at ten at the same time, that is, one person says the “t” sound before the first person is finished the “n” sound, it is considered a tie. Only the people who tied are eligible for the next tiebreaker. A person that finished a whole “ten” behind the other 2 will not advance.

2. If the 2 people who tied in the last round are of legal drinking age, whoever bought the last round of alcoholic beverages in a store or bar wins.

3. If a tie still occurs, whoever is taller wins. If there is not third person to judge, or if height is a difference of 1 cm or less, then the next tiebreaker shall be implemented.

4. Rock-Paper-Scissors will be played, best 2 out of 3 to prevent winning by dumb luck.
"One cookie left, MINE!"
"Dibs."
"What?! I said it first!"
"You have to say 'dibs'. It's called the international dibs protocol"
(Searches Google) "Darn." (Hands over cookie)
by Guy__Fawks December 14, 2014
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Last Dinosaurs

by 2000lies August 4, 2010
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DBOSS

DBOSS is a South Indian very popular actor, has huge fan following in Karnataka. He stands first at Sandalwood Box office. Other names are Challenging star, Emperor of all Bosses. Original name is Darshan Toogudeepa.
Follow him on Twitter @dasadarshan DBOSS
by Airavata October 16, 2018
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