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When you get a divorce and a abortion at the same time
Wife: oh shit I’m pregnant and it’s yours
Husband: no this can’t be
Wife: I’m getting a dibortion!
by TheDarkSoul882 December 24, 2018
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When a man will get a woman pregenant divorce her and kill them both.
Mike got a Dibortion. He’s now on trial for murder
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