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Dilbertesque 

(adj) resembling an office environment like the one depicted in Dilbert strips, used esp. of managment trends or specific situations that have been mocked in the strips
I knew it was going to be a long day when I discovered the office printer had been moved into my already-cramped cubicle. This wouldn't have been so bad, except that my coworkers seemed to think it was now my job to deliver them the documents they were sending to the printer, but when my boss asked me to bring him the printed copy of the email I had just sent to him from my desk, it was downright Dilbertesque.
Dilbertesque by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
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The Dillettes

One of the best damn fanbases on the internet
Leader is YouTuber CraigTDillon

We sometimes invade other YouTuber's videos commenting Craig-related things
Normal guy: Why are you commenting on that guys video 'WE WANT CRAIG, DAMNIT'?

Dillette: BECAUSE I'M A PROUD MEMBER OF THE DILLETTES
I WORSHIP CRAIG
I WANT CRAIG
CRAIG IS AWESOME
The Dillettes by StephGoezRawr April 14, 2013

Digletts 

Pokemon #50
It evolves into Dugtrio starting at level 26.

Can also be used as an exclamation in times of emotional or physical distress
1) -What do Dugtrios evolve from?
-Digletts!
2)*Drops phone*
DIGLETTS!
Digletts by Pokedex October 18, 2012
its a name for those boys/"men-who-act-like-boys" who look like hamesters, with weird teeth and weirder hair, who annoy you and keep nagging and constantly annoying and weirding you out.
maybe be smart and very educated, from a good family and background, but still a pain in the Hooha.
Dwiblett: why cant we go drinking? why cant we go out? why cant we go to the movies? why are you mean to me? why are you rude to me? why do you have breakfast at 12 pm? why do you wear black all the time?

You: SHUT UO YOU DWIBLETTE!!!!
Dwiblette by Baby S. "Sollai" April 14, 2010

Digletts 

a slang for distant cousins you never knew existed which mostly only ever show up asking for money when you or your closer cousins win the lottery (or more rarely, at a birthday party).

this slang originated from the pokemon: Diglett, As a joke on how distant cousins seem to "grow from the ground" when someone in your family wins the lottery.
when Dixie Normus won the lottery, the first thing she did was buy a lovely house in Santa Monica, but that was only the beginning of things. Everyone knows that when you get money, people start growing from the soil. Hundreds, if not, THOUSANDS of Digletts started running towards Dixie's direction asking for a little help like a bunch of money-hungry zombies! they started coming up in every hole, there were even Digletts coming from her ASS!
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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