dib son 

when someone disses you or something realted to you bad

yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish

dib son by Farhat March 28, 2005

got the dibs on the tibs 

The expression means you're going to be the best or achieve the highest possible result in any given situation. The phrase originated from a player named CrazyPsychopath (Twitch name: Praetor Pyro) in the game Command and Conquer Rivals. The highest league in the game is Tiberium league, thus, to get the "dibs on the tibs" is to say that you're going to either be in Tiberium league first or you're going to get double Tiberium (with both factions) soon, as you're striving to get there.

Don't worry, bro, I got this, I got the dibs on the tibs.

got the dibs on the tibs by BadMoscowMofo August 10, 2019

Dibs on the tailpipe 

Said right dibs have been called on a girl, it's a euphemism for wanting to have a threesome where the one who calls "Dibs on the tailpipe" desires the anal position

You: "Hot chick at your ten o'clock"
Friend: "Dibs!"
You: "Dibs on the tailpipe"
Friend: "I didn't know you were into that"

Dibs on the tailpipe by neondragon October 1, 2010

Dibs on freebs 

Making a claim to any free shit coming available.

“I’m getting rid of all this shit after I move. “
“Dibs on freebs!”

Dibs on freebs by Capnhikari December 29, 2019

Dibs On The Barbie 

name of the iconic dish in "Zim's Outback Steakhouse" of a smoked smartass lying flat on a plate with his ribs showing off and covered in BBQ sauce.

"this episode contains some smoky Dibs, it might be scary for vegans."
*screen fades in and zooms into a "Dibs On The Barbie" to the Gracie Films jingle*
Zim: hello there, to day i will be teaching you how to cook some crispy n' smoky "Dibs On The Barbie"!

Dibs On The Barbie by the German Horse Worder February 25, 2023

dibson

a big dick

u are a dibson

dibson by lighting kid February 7, 2022