Definitions by Capnhikari

Pretty city 

Saying that something is awesome, cool, and usually only applies to city environments.

I love that car

Pretty city, isn’t it. (Pronounced “priddy-siddy idnit?)

Pretty city by Capnhikari July 2, 2024

casignomes 

Casino patrons who are there so often they seem to be like garden gnomes. They have usual drinks, usual seats, and are in tune with the beat of the seats.

That couple over there are here every time we play slots. Ask them. They know everything going on and are on first name basis with all the employees. I swear they are casignomes. .

casignomes by Capnhikari July 2, 2024

seniloquies 

Rants from old people to no one in particular which seem to make no sense to anyone but the speaker

I needed a drank after listening to my grandmother’s friends and their rambling seniloquies.

seniloquies by Capnhikari July 2, 2024

Fanchasm 

A seemingly unbridgeable gap between an artist and the audience.

With all of the controversy, can Morgan Wallen bridge the fanchasm? Maybe with a new double album?

Fanchasm by Capnhikari June 13, 2024

Dibs on freebs 

Making a claim to any free shit coming available.

“I’m getting rid of all this shit after I move. “
“Dibs on freebs!”

Dibs on freebs by Capnhikari December 29, 2019