The
art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense
weapon. - Projectile poo.
When combined with some kicks punches
chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea
blast the the face of one'
s opponent can mean the difference between life and death.
Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the
art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh
man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay
bar.
Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!
My
eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-
mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.
You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)