diarrheality

1. A flood of really unpleasant, shitty events.

2. The horrible, shitty truth.

Conj: dire reality

All at once, Mark was overcome with the diarrheality that Britney was having an affair w/Jason.

by fartylicious November 16, 2009

diarrhealicious

A extremely tasty, hard to resist food item that will in all probability give the eater a severe stomach ache and digestion problems.

I better not eat your mother's chile-con-carne; it is diahrrealicious. I will not be able to resist.

by Nickus July 26, 2005

Diarrheafit

When you have diarrhea so bad that you sweat and have goosebumps for hours. Cannot leave home, let alone the toilet.

Julie: Dude, are you coming out tonight or not?

Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.

by jvongrill September 29, 2008

diarrheaitis

When you eat something that is so devilishly good and know that you will get diarrhea after, followed by a nice powerful nap.

Oh man that BBQ was great. I feel the diarrheaitis coming.

by SoCalKAt March 24, 2012

diarrhealin

explosive diarrhea that leaves one realing after the effects.

I was diarrhealin so bad I had to go home.

by Jcb1969 July 12, 2007

Diarrhealize

When an individual comes to the explosive realization that something has gone very terribly wrong.

Remember that time we gave John that laxative, then he went to give a speech, and it took him a while to diarrhealize what was about to happen?

by IamWaterWeight July 4, 2016